wifed

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.

"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."

by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008

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Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

by Da shredder February 10, 2007

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Wife

Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.

by ramborami December 30, 2016

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wifee

a term used by a man to adress one of the female gender, often one's wife, or basically anyone who can cook and clean for them. usually considered derogatory.

yo wifee, make me some pancakes

by Chris Sullz January 5, 2008

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fuck you Amand you dumb fucking bitch. I trusted you, I loved you. i wish you were never my wife. fuck you, you piece of shit. I wanted to have a family, and you just go and do that with Roy, I should have never trusted you. I'll never love again

by George bush 67 September 26, 2020

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