Trumping

Trumping.
When you Twitter while taking a dump.

First thing in the morning I am usually trumping. I like to multitask and get the most out of my time.

by Stacc 512 December 24, 2018

Hot Thumping

When one's heart is breaking into a thousand delicate, yet beautiful sakura petals, scattered on the bittersweet wind of lost love.

My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...

by 6of1 February 27, 2009

E-Thumping

The process of spending large quantities of time looking up and reading bible passages on the Internet.

Fran, I wish you would stop e-thumping and get back to work!

by Michelle Jenae September 3, 2009

Truffling

The art of rummaging around in a ones nostril for a tasty treat. A complete lack of shame and decorum means that this can be done at any time and in any place regardless of who might be watching.

Oh look. Gary's Truffling again.

Every day I'm Truf-f-f-ling

by The Truffel Chaser June 28, 2012

ass-truffling

akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, "ass-truffling" is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.

Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.

*ew ew ew* *get away get away get away* help meeee, this guy I brought home from the bar is ass-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!

*smacks him unconscious*

by hello world champion April 7, 2011

Trumping

Taking a Trump is diarrhea, but, when you make it to the toilet, pants halfway down, it goes all over the place and you sit down because you aren't through.

I would've made it to work on time but I was, "trumping," and had to go to the store covered in sh*t to get bleach.

by XXroflcakes May 25, 2017

Trumping

Lurking behind someone very creepily. Possibly even breathing down their neck.

You better back the **** up and stop trumping me, Donold!

by OhEmGee333 September 15, 2017