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clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.
"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."
by Andrew July 2, 2004
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Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.
I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.
by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007
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Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.
What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.
by SgtBoom March 3, 2011
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Motown Therapy

Cinematic cliche, most often (but not exclusively) seen in chick flicks, where several characters get through an emotional crisis through singing, lip-synching, or dancing to an old Motown song.
...and then, just when you think Julia Roberts will never reconcile with the girls, the script throws in some Motown Therapy to save the day.
by Er Nino April 22, 2011
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Urban Therapy

1. Urban Dictionary entries that allow you to express thoughts and feelings toward a person or situation that you would not otherwise be able to tell that person

2. a place where you can be as mean as you want to be

3. a place where you can go to fulfill your desire for learning new sexual techniques

4. a place where you can laugh your ass off while reading others entries
It's been 2 days and I'm needing my urban therapy, I think
by urbantherapytime May 25, 2013
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Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.
I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.
by Dantezeal September 29, 2010
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thot therapy

Thot therapy refers to any and all activity that encourages and accepts a person's sexuality and/or sex drive. Thot therapy includes but is not limited to slut support, banging your bros, and helping fellow hoes. Thot therapy is a positive thing and should never be used negatively.
by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022
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