slunch

To slap someone and punch them at the same time.

I slunched him.

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by BenK March 24, 2003

slunchy

pronounced (slun-chee)

generally, a tits-awesome guy or lady-female (if you're freaky)

used as a nickname for guys, but an adjective for the ladies.

hi, i'm slunchy, and people say i'm pretty fucking awesome.

that girl over there looks slunchy to me, let's see what she's up to.

by slunchy June 17, 2010

Spaunch

What happens when you throw a punk rocker into a river.

That dude with the spiked pink hair and safety pins in his brow looks spaunch.

by Squid Mckay January 26, 2004

slunch

I first heard this word about 1960 in the phrase, "she is a slunch c_ _ _"

Used in a derogatory fashion when describing a female.

"That slunch c_ _ _ she stood me up"

by Roland February 11, 2004

Slunch

(Noun) A slut whom you would enjoy punching and/or slapping.

Look at that slunch.

by JimKeat May 10, 2014

slunch

A cross between a slut and a bitch. Often used between the years of 13-19. When one term by itself is not enough, the person is a slunch.

Marissa just took my man, that slunch!

by GLoUiSs143 May 13, 2005

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008