Moses Red Sea-Splitter

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...

Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!

by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006

Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.

I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.

by ImanAzol December 22, 2016

log splitter

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

by Hottwigg November 3, 2005

beard splitter

ladies man

george is a beard splitter

by zajc August 24, 2008

Spoke Splitter

Someone who likes to fuck chicks in the ass. The butthole kind of looks like spokes on a wheel.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the ass, you fuckin Spoke Splitter?"

by dode1548 February 11, 2010

bog splitter

Another word for G-string, thong etc.

Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.

"Check out her red bog splitter!"

by Scattyissues December 4, 2016

St. Louis Log Splitter

A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.

She was so loose I had to use the St. Louis Log Splitter just to feel something.

by GreasedThndrPig June 12, 2023