school skipper

someone who very often and continuously skips school.

"Dew is never in class. He's such a school skipper!"

by Dew Divirgilio December 12, 2008

Door Stopper

A large book, that is put on the floor, and used as a weight to keep a door open.

"When I began writing, I was more inclined to write a Door Stopper.".

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

skipper ripper

to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.

I had a skipper ripper of a weekend

by Lonny6900 October 31, 2009

Rock Skipper

When at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum.

Guy 1: damn, did you see that fat bitch skip.
Guy 2: word, it's called a rock skipper

by CO420 July 20, 2010

Glitch Slopper

Someone who hipesnatches a server.

Stop rafting the sever you fucking Glitch Slopper

by ZoltanF September 15, 2017

show stopper

First there was the shocker. (2 in pink. 1 in stink)
Then there was the spocker. (Vulcan Perve Pinch)

But ultimately it has come to an end with the "Show Stopper".

Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing.

"The "Shocker" was pleasant, and the "Spocker" nearly got me there... but the 'Show Stopper" was the end-all be-all of manual simultaneous vaginal/anal stimulation. Let's just say that it 'closed the curtains' on my night. That is... after the encore" Christa S.

"'Rectum? I hardly knew 'em!" Paul H.

"A word of advice... don't forget to clean very well under you fingernails before eating a tuna sanwich." The Guy.

"It is only one finger from anal fisting.. and that's a good thing." Bill N.

by Gnrz May 16, 2006

Skapper

A cross between a Skank and a Slapper. A derogatory yet affectionate term to define an at least semi-attractive female. Most effectively used when shouted out loud in public upon site of said female to alert male counterparts to her presence.

As the boys wandered down the street Rohan yelled out "Skapper" to boys turned to their left and sure enough there was a tight brunnette in a bikini.

by mkmydnr August 27, 2009