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You can put a sitation of my blog in yours.
by Shingi July 22, 2007
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Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
by jayksroom March 7, 2015
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Shituation

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."
by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010
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Shituation

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016
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Shitton

(n.) 2,000 Pounds (lbs.) of fecal matter (Poop, aka dung, aka manuer, aka crap, aka shit, aka poopoo, aka should i keep going?, aka #2, aka you get the point, aka stool, aka seriously im done, aka droppings)

(n.) Can also refer to the feeling after eliminating a shitton from your body.

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After eating my Chipotle Burrito, which was very delicious, I pooped a shitton.
by NastyIsTakenQuestionmarkFrown October 21, 2009
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Shitagonga

To drop feces (shit) from a person's anus into another person's mouth. Then the person who received the shit to rub it all over her face and put it in her nose and earholes.
Me and my girlfriend did a shitagonga! It was amazing!
by Slintbug December 11, 2004
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sitation

root word is situation,can be used any time to replace its root word
my girl told me what to do with the sitation.
by ash'rob October 25, 2003
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