scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012

Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

scrimpled

a small unsurcomsized,wrinkled,srivled up dick.

omg Scott has a scrimpled up dick its nasty!

by patriot rue September 29, 2009

scrample

A scrap as a sample. A representative sample of a thing, made by removing a scrap of the original item. Used mainly in remodeling homes, boats, etc., where the original item is too large to be brought whole to a paintshop for color matching or a lumberyard for comparison to available products.

Go get a scrample of that siding so we can match the grooves at the store.

by Jerome Laguna June 3, 2011

Scrumble

Alternate forms: scrumbling, scrumbled

(verb) the act of removing the tail from a piece of shrimp before eating with the hands or teeth.

I hope you scrumbled that shrimp before eating it.

by fuUuUuuUukyeah May 19, 2018

Scripples

...boobs just smaller and lower.

Inverse of the Midwestern saying' "Woman have balls just higher and larger."

"GROW SOME SCRIPPLES, AND BEAT THAT SHIT"

by Steve2214 May 28, 2020