schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

Schmorple

A large oozing wormlike creature.

Look out! The Schmorple is attacking!

by Miyarissa August 26, 2009

Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

schmert

An Invernessian term for cheap, low grade pills. Once taken will make you act like an utter tit and loose control of your facial muscles. Resulting in increased confidence of your own abilities, shit dancing and a wreaked house.

Got any schmerts mate?
Check the nick o him just schmerting out his tree

by elmo the sexyboy December 21, 2006

schmerve

A person who acts irrationally and outrageously at times; Who embarrasses themselves in front of large groups of people

To act foolish, irrational, belligerent, obnoxious

After one too many drinks at the bar last night, Shelly peed her pants in front of everyone. She is such a schmerve.

by Lisa Boisey November 10, 2007

schmirnoff

to enter dramatically

WE ARE SCHMIRNOFFING!!!!!!!!!!

by rhcpfanlady October 18, 2008

schmern

When you're that drunk that someone says or asks you a question that you dont understand. Schmern is your reply. Used in strabane.

"hey man what are ye doing tomorrow"

" SCHMERN "

by HC BABY February 11, 2009