The Mitt Romney

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

Mitt Romney

1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.

1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."

by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012

Romney

While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.

Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man.

by Bob the Plumber February 20, 2009

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.

by gnostic 1 December 15, 2012

Mitt Romney Money

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.

by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012

Romney

to defecate in fear, especially while atop a vehicle's cargo rack in a dog crate.

"We were going so fast down the interstate that I couldn't help but romney all over the crate floor!"

by Harliquinnraver January 17, 2012

Mitt Romney

To adjust one's Nut Sack

"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"

by Naddy Date October 12, 2012