Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.

Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.

by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

procrastivaping

Procrastinating while vaping on your electronic cigarette. (e-cig).

I was late to work today because I was procrastivaping at home.

by Sir Unkle Fun April 29, 2014

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.

Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.

Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016