by BigDaddy1013 January 27, 2016
After 6 Arizona Sunrises at Sizzlers you bag a voluptuous heifer at closing time, then you take her for a ride in your clapped out PT cruiser and after 2 minutes of foreplay you proceed to shit on her flabby sloberknocker milk truck tits and she flails them out the window at a high rate of speed, producing a sound similar to a juicy ham strapped to a jackhammer slappin a slab of granite, which can result in a 3.7 magnitude shockwave on the richter scale.
"Fuck yeah bud, I managed to pull off 4 Milwuakee Mudflaps this week with some middle aged beefy bimbos"
by SirWorcestershire April 06, 2021
I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me
by Leothelion0515 August 26, 2016
by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 29, 2017
Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"
Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
by The Maester October 03, 2017
by Maggot211 May 10, 2015
The dirty, scruffy unmaintained moustache which sits above your upper lip can be identified in the province of Manitoba from and can even be seen worn by some PipeLiners in British Columbia.
by CamMac01 October 16, 2022