thereallegend's definitions

girthling

a man with a girthy penis

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: He is a real Girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

Girthling

someone who has a very girthy cock.

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: he is such a girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

creef

When a woman tries to queef and shits herself.

After sex my girl ripped a wicked creef. There was shit everywhere

by thereallegend March 14, 2014

The Eifert Manuever

invented by The Legend himself. this sexual act involves sucking a fart from a woman's ass, holding it like a bong rip, andblowing it back in her face.

he performed The Eifert Manuever on his girlfreind an caused her to pass out from the smell

by TheRealLegend September 11, 2011

Dramavore

A person who feeds off drama. They will often start drama just to have it around. Quite often the dramamvore is the biggest bitch or asshole in the group.

Julia - OMG, Becky is such a bitch. She started all this drama and just sat there smiling while people fought amongst each other.
John - She is a total dramavore.

by TheRealLegend November 27, 2012

west hollywood mudflap

When a faggot pushes his balls inside his own asshole. Gives the appearance of a muddy mudflap upon removal. Often shortened to WeHo Mudflap.

John: Chris always tucks his balls in his

asshole before he goes out cruising.
Jeff: yeah, he loves the West Hollywood Mudflap.

by thereallegend March 3, 2014

Alvarezzed

When you loan someone money and they refuse to pay you back.

Jeff: Damn, I loaned Alex $50 and now he says I need to provide a receipt of the loan.
Josh: Damn son.....you got Alvarezzed big time.

by TheRealLegend January 6, 2013