One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.
by Bennie November 28, 2004
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Get the mooching mug.the act of bumming money or food on the way to the destination in which you need the money for. Commonly used by poor people, hippies, hobos, dirtbags and the kid who wears tight pants at your school
Hey man lets go to the store for a fuckin twinkie i got the munchies. OK man but I have no money we need to mooch and walk.
by Nbombbruens June 22, 2007
Get the mooch and walk mug.Someone who eats all your food, and disapears when you run out (they've gone to mooch off food off somebody else until you refill your cabinets). Sometimes they will tell you that it's time to restock the food-supply (because they ate all the food and would like to do it again). They will often leave empty food containers in the refrigerator, to pretend like there is food left, when there is none.
Man, she's a food-mooch. She emptied my cabinets and left me with nothing except dog food. I went thru the refridgerator and there was nothing left except 6 empty containers, and some mustard.
by A Po' Mo'Fo June 26, 2008
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A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
by dfdan April 10, 2008
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by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009
Get the Mooch mug.A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.
Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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