Micropenis

A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny

Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis

Jack: Can’t say I blame her

by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020

Microbos

God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Microbos?"

Guy 2: "You mean Micro-clit?"

by Micro-bitch July 25, 2010

micronesian

black islanders with gold teeth, they are known as gangster posers, they usually live in hawaii, they are thieves; shoplifting, steals free samples etc.

hoooo boy micronesians piss me off big time boo, ima exterminate them after graduating highschool. said ak

by xXchronic8o8Xx June 14, 2009

Micropenis

Small penis

"Hylend has a micropenis, when he whipped "it" out I had to get my magnifying glass

by Minilikeyourdog October 13, 2017

micronesians

Pacific Islanders from the Micronesian region (FSM, Palau, Marshall Islands, Marianas) who are hardworking, generous, helpful and will willingly agree to assist their fellow micronesian, even when it comes to fighting, BUT will only resort to violence if they feel threatened or discriminated against. Although Micronesians work hard, they also enjoy living a laid back, "go with the flow" kind of lifestyle. Because of that, it might be the reason why Micronesians are also one of the most misunderstood race, especially the Micronesians residing in Hawaii and in Guam, where they are sometimes labelled as "gangster wannabes" , "beggars", or "thieves".

Man 1: Dude, what do you got against us Micronesians?
Man 2: You guys are lazy, most of you guys are usually drunk, and you guys are stealing money out of our pockets...
Man 1: Have you been to anywhere in Micronesia before?
Man 2: No..
Man 1: Then why so judgmental?
Man 2: Because of all the negative news about you people...
Man 1: So you judging us because of a few bad eggs? Ok, you know what? If you can prove to me that your race has no alcoholics, no beggars, no drug addicts, and no criminals, I will agrre with you that the Micronesians are bad people and that we should be ashamed of who we are...
Man 2: ...

by MicroBoii691 October 21, 2012

microbus

A gawdawful combination of Beetle engine stuffed in the back of a long narrow minivan. Loved by hippies and surfers because they were cheap to buy, cheap to fix, cheap to run, and could haul a lot of crap. A well-tuned microbus is dog-slow and a complete hazard to take onto a highway.

That POS microbus is rolling PC for posession. Let's take a look.

by By Jove August 5, 2006

microbalance

A weighing instrument that can resolve to 1 part in a 1,000,000 part of a gram. Typically, used to weigh small amount of chemicals very precisely.

how much moisture will this aspirin take before it becomes bad?
how much pollutant did we sucked thru this filter in an 8 hour period?
how much CO2 will this rebreather absorb in a 1 hour dive?
How much red pigment do we need to make this paint match the color on that Land Rover?
How much gold did we get from that 1 ton of rocks?
Let's use the microbalance in the lab.

by robert_in_california July 12, 2006