Memphis Milk Shake

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.

I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!

by Bungo Pony November 14, 2007

University of Memphis

The University of Memphis is located in Memphis Tennessee, pretty much the only school that isn't full of racist, homophobic frat boys (University of Tennessee). Our culturally diverse campus, outstanding football team, basketball teams, and music scene are what makes the Tigers stellar. Students trick people into going to religious events by promising free food and naming it something that doesn't sound religious at all. Where the music and theatre majors are always high, and all of the parties play the same five fucking trap songs over and over. Even the white ones. Frat row is the scariest place to walk at night in Memphis.

Go Tigers Go and fuck Ole Piss

The University of Memphis has the finest and baddest bitches in Tennessee.

by tigers901 February 3, 2017

mampy

some who is big and fat.

check that nex gal, she a mampy butters

by Alfie Elkins August 23, 2005

Memphrica

A slang term for the largest city in Tennessee.

"Watch your back if you are in Memphrica at night."

by Parnell Dooley April 22, 2003

Memphis

Okay, listen. Memphis is a great city. A lot of people on here keep saying that Memphis is uncultured and has the highest crime rate. Okay, well, Memphis has Beale Street, the National Civil Rights Muesem, and a whole shitload of other stuff. What does your city have? Nothing. And the 64% African American population in Memphis, why does that matter? That's just racism and being stereotypical. White people are just as bad as black people. So get over yourself because bashing Memphis doesn't make you any better than our city's government, which I will admit is very messed up. But then you go to places like Collierville and Germantown and learn that not all of Memphis is as bad as people say. The people saying crap about Memphis on here have probably never even been here. I've lived in Memphis.. well Collierville.. for four years and have been in the city a lot and I have never once gotten my car stolen, gotten mugged, gotten shot, or have seen any of these things being done. So just SHUT UP.

Memphis is amazing.

by MemphisIsAmazing July 23, 2010

macpheek

Someone who is usually very quiet but smart. Usually has a snappy and effective comeback.

Idiot: Nick made me look like a fool!l!
Macpheek: You don't need his help for that.
Idiot: whoa...you talked.

by Clark Marcoux January 20, 2009

malpheasants

1. (prim. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts by certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.

2. (alt. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts committed against certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.

Volunteer Deputy Constable (and part-time unarmed sporting event security enforcement officer) Russell Peabody committed an act of gross malpheasants (alt. def.) when he planted some throw down grass-seed-based scat near two colorful male Galliformes in a crude (and disgusting) attempt to justify their arrest (and prompt death by BBQ) pursuant to trumped up allegations of petty malpheasants (prim. def.) involving the unauthorized consumption of a partial ruck-sack of county grass seed from the football field maintenance shed during the local Punnischt, OK, high school's annual trouncing by the visiting "Fight'n Pheasants" from West Lafarge, OK.

by texlex61 January 29, 2009