times infinity

phrase used to win an argument when no original comeback can be thought of

person 1: "You're stupid"
paerson 2: "You're stupid times infinity"

by Amleto October 6, 2003

infinite wisdom

used to convey the tendency (or lack thereof) of groups and decision making bodies to consider common sense and obvious implications of their actions. Often used sarcastically and/or pejoratively.

The executive board, in their infinite wisdom, decided to make the meeting during finals week mandatory for all members.

by Dave JH December 9, 2008

infinity plus one

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.

Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"

by tbg April 22, 2008

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

infinite playlist

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

by aubrismiles February 21, 2022

Stupidity Infinity

When dealing with stupid people that will always be stupid.

My manager must suffer from Stupidity Infinity as being born with the stupid gene!

by DaTruth42 August 21, 2016