hoofin

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOOFIN MEANS???

NAHHH U HOOFINNNNN

sarah: she not even that pretty

brandon: nahh u hoofin

by akhoofer December 31, 2020

Höfingen

A small southern-west german village, that is hated by his sorounded neighbours but also loved. It depends where youre from.

Ah du bist aus Höfingen? (Ah, your from Höfingen?)

Bah... Du bist aus Höfingen! (Ewwww... Your from Höfingen!)

by Höfinger (aka Julian) September 17, 2021

muffin huffin

getting a lap dance.

I went to the vip room and was muffin huffin for 3 songs.

by joey cruton drebbie October 29, 2015

truffle huffing

During sex when a fat girl is on top and out of breath. Similar to the sound of a pig hunting for truffle mushrooms in the forest.

That chick was truffle huffing hard last night in bed.

by Kaveman Psychology December 5, 2018

Holiday Hotfinger

A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure

Susie please my darling dearest, would you mind giving me the holiday hotfinger tonight?

by Spicy Cock Bro September 22, 2019

Franklin J Hoofin

Best dog ever and he will always stick by ur side. Loyal, crazy, mind of his own, and smart. Sometimes...

That dog is SO Franklin J Hoofin!

by #MaddieIsHere October 27, 2016

Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020