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Funnel News

News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.
She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.
by natsue April 27, 2017
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Funnabe

A mix of a wannabe and a try-hard with the need to be fun or charming.

As a male, he was once known as the class-clown. Or the guy always spouting lame one-liners. The guy who tells what he thinks are great stories, but are just tedious and probably half made up. The guy who's always talking about sex or anything gross, and laughing about it like a 7th grader.

More common is the female funnabe. She's a poor imitation of a Valley Girl, or rather a hyped-up Valley Girl. Very much an American type. The term "relentlessly upbeat" comes to mind. No matter how old she is, she tries to be super charming and fun, in an absurdly young-girly way. All her antics and phrases are lifted directly from her role-models, i.e. reality show queens. She's never had an interesting idea, and can only speak in cliches. "Ewwwww".

Everything is exaggerated...her gestures, facial expressions and talk, in a desperate attempt to show she's exciting.
Brittney: "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS PLACE MAKES THE BEST CUPCAKES, LIKE...ON THE PLANET. NO, LIKE...THE UNIVERSE! DO THEY MAKE CUPCAKES ON MARS??? GOD I HOPE SO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. OHHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD, THESE ARE SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD.

Kim: "Quit being a funnabee. We get it. They're cupcakes. Cupcakes taste good."
by Frip88 September 23, 2018
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funknust

Getting a brand new car for your birthday when you can’t even drive
“Yeah didn’t you hear Shauna got a new car for her birthday.”
“That’s total funknust she cant even drive!”
by frickingfracker November 21, 2018
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funniestmfonearth

the funniest person on earth. they probably need therapy though and they’re a major furry lover 🤤🤞🏼 they’re amazing and their content makes u happy and laugh a lot
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self promotion
by harouioui March 4, 2021
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Funneh and the krew

Funneh and the Krew is so kind and amazing she’s the best youtuber you can imagine they can make everybody’s day with one video!
Person 1: Have you seen Funneh and the Krew?
Person 2: YEA! They are so cool
by Funneh and the krew April 28, 2021
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Funneiiy

The funniest Instagram account known to man. Owned by a swag guy and has over 2 followers. Deez nuts.
Funneiiy Is the best account ever.
by whatthefuckissex July 6, 2021
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FUNNI BD

A line said by mostly Roblox YBA (Your Bizzare Adventure) players when they land a beat down with TA4, SP:TW, or GE
Person 1: (lands beat down)
Person 2: >:0
Person 1: FUNNI BD
by ProGamerOverHeaven July 6, 2021
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