*farts*

While chatting via texting or chat room and you want to let people know that you have passed gas, this is normally used.

You: " So I was playing Battle Toads yester-"
Friend: "*farts*"
You: "<_<"

by superawesomedragon April 14, 2009

budweiser farts

after a night of drinking usually a budweiser product you must hover over a toilet when farting to be on the save side no accidents happen.

i was out late last night, i gotta hit the men's room got a mean case of the budweiser farts!

by chet ripley August 24, 2009

duck farts

Flatulence that quacks like a duck.

Oh my, I’m afraid your duck farts have drawn a small crowd of little ducklings!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

fartsack

Sleeping bag (esp. a heavily-insulated military-issue bag)

by Alo Konsen September 15, 2003

couch farts

When someone farted so much while sitting on the couch. Once they leave and someone else sits down they can still smell the fart, possibly taste.

My father was sitting on the couch and when I sat down next all I could smell was couch farts.

by Golf Bravo December 12, 2013

psilocybin farts

That wonderful sensation when you're on mushrooms when it feels like you've got a pressurized CO2 tank full of ass-rip in your pants. And your stomach feels like there's a rock inside of it. These farts reek so bad that they could kill a small child or pet.

"Dude. I'm freaking out my stomach hurts."
"Just rip-ass dude, you've got the psilocybin farts."

by Clay imp February 28, 2009

Footsave

Upon accidentally dropping a small fradgile item such as a cell phone, Ipod, camera, etc.. a last ditch effort is made to soften the obejects impact by trying to "catch" the item with your foot, much like a stall in hacky-sack. Most of the time this will not prevent the item from hitting the ground, but it will greatly lessen the impact compared to a direct drop on a hard surface, thus saving the fradgile item from severe damage such as a cracked screen, broken hinge etc..

Brent: "Dammit! That is the second time today I've dropped my new phone!"

Ed: "Hey well that was still a nice footsave."

by Dyna-Electric July 2, 2009