Facecation

When someone takes a break from facial grooming (i.e. shaving).

"I decided not to shave today. I'm taking a facecation."

by McMac777 April 22, 2010

faprication

The self-induced, euphoric pleasure one gets from knowingly and willingly fabricating lies about someone, some thing or one's political enemies.

"John engaged in total faprication about his ex wife after she came out better than he did from their divorce."

by wordsmith08 October 26, 2008

Failication

An application/program that is useless or has failed to do what it was meant to.

That iPhone application was a total failication.

by Kendjin November 9, 2009

Fakecation

Tagging along with your spouse on a business trip so you can just get away from home. It is especially a "fakecation" if it's a roadtrip to a location you wouldn't visit otherwise.

My husband, Dan, has to drive to Akron for work. I think I'll go with him so I can get away and have a "fakecation".

by JayceeYvonne April 12, 2010

Fakecation

N: Driving two counties over to stay in a motel 6. Then cruising the back roads home.

I went on a fakecation to the motel 6 about an hour away this weekend. It took me three hours to get home on the back roads.

by JussieB July 6, 2011

Facecation

Sharing of only the best aspects of your trip, travel or event, giving the perception of a perfect life. A facecation never includes tantrums, flight delays, poor hotel room views or reality.

Hey sis, I love following every stop on your facecation last week, no, really I wanted to punch you in the throat for every post!

by ODOGG_KS August 3, 2013

Fappcation

Fappcation, N: To take an amount of time off of work or other social activities to stay in and masturbate for an extended period of time.

I have a three day weekend coming up and I have the house to myself. I think I'll just take a fappcation for the first day and then go out on the other two.

by Robyngoodfello December 11, 2016