Fappcation

Fappcation, N: To take an amount of time off of work or other social activities to stay in and masturbate for an extended period of time.

I have a three day weekend coming up and I have the house to myself. I think I'll just take a fappcation for the first day and then go out on the other two.

Fappcation by Robyngoodfello December 11, 2016

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

fapstation 

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.

This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.

fapstation by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011

faycation 

A vacation where you spend time every day logging in to email and checking voice mail. "fake" + "vacation" = "faycation"

Melanie went away to Aruba for a week, but she spent hours each day working during her faycation.

faycation by chicagodom April 10, 2009

fappathon 

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

fappathon by Curt V September 3, 2005

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

Fappination by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

facation 

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

facation by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009