heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!

Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse

by notme111 August 2, 2010

excuse my french

Said to someone after using a bad word.

"Excuse my french, but that was one big pile of shit!"

by Mr. X-106 September 4, 2003

Excuses

Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.

Excuses
poppycock
my dog ate my homework

by $$C-P0sEr$$ December 22, 2009

The Excuse

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

by Adam Kelly October 27, 2005

Troll Excuse

The term used when someone purposely makes a rather retarded remark and when later realizes his/her mistake then claims he/she was Trolling

Person 1: 2+2=4
Person 2: no its totali 2+2=5 u stupid
Person 1 large argument over it
Person 2 realizes his mistake
Person 2 utilizes the Troll Excuse manuever
Person 2: i was jus trolling u lol!

by Tenkarinku May 10, 2011

Excuse Me

A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!

by BallnBoy April 7, 2009

excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

by benny September 5, 2003