dickpicted

this word is when your dick has been pictured by a camera or by a mind;) odd enough we came up with this in english class! TUPAC GANG 4 LIFE!! follow @tupachunters on instagram!

jeez dude you just got dickpicted

by tupachunters January 4, 2018

Dicklit

In literature: The opposite of chicklit books

These books are intended for people who can't bear light, humor and must be oppressed by dark, overly-philosophical crap.

Esp. Self help books by male authors which are basically randomly dark philosophical statements stringed together

Human1: Dude, read 'The Monk Who sold His Ferrari'. It's rad.

Human2: No way!! It's just a dicklit!!

by Blue~Flame February 27, 2010

dickpig

An easy female. In short, a slut.

I hope there are some dickpigs at this party tonight, I need to get my dick wet.

by Adamn! August 28, 2006

dicktits

Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.

Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.

by Bdamn December 19, 2010

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickritos

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

dickzit

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008