When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.
These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"
The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.
These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"
The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.
Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head
by iDateBlackGirls December 17, 2017
A stoner couch old couch that is usualy used, ugly, and sinks in deep when you sit in it, and people get stoned and fall asleep
by l3roy October 23, 2007
several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking
can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls
can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls
the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.
It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.
couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom
It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.
couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom
by malloried January 22, 2013
by Profa C Detroit Ink February 09, 2010
A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
by Melissa and Rebecca July 08, 2005
My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
An attractive woman walkes into a lawyers office and says "i dont have any money to pay your fee". Lawyer replies "thats ok, we can work it out on the fee couch".
by JiveTurkey1 October 16, 2009