Couch Auction

When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.

These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"

The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.

Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head

by iDateBlackGirls December 17, 2017

stoner couch

A stoner couch old couch that is usualy used, ugly, and sinks in deep when you sit in it, and people get stoned and fall asleep

last night i had some good shit and i smoked it on the stoner couch.

by l3roy November 8, 2007

couch jerk

several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking

can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls

the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.

It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.

couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom

by malloried January 21, 2013

jump the couch

A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.

by Melissa and Rebecca July 26, 2005

Couch

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,

Sometines when i poke 'em they say ouch, I like gurls wit fat couches.

by Profa C Detroit Ink February 8, 2010

couch pool

A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.

After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

snake in the couch

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.

My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019