Constipainted

1.Unable to paint.
2.Cant paint.
3.Unwillfully not painting.

1.Oh my Toby, i feel so Constipainted i dont think I'll ever win us the grand condom prize.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009

Constipediamemoria

The written narration of constipated experiences over time. Constipediamemoria is the definition of a visitor's ledger which sole purpose is to collect stories of first-hand experiences with constipation relief. Sure to be a best-seller, short-stories of constipation is the perfect toilet-reader for guest-toilets anywhere.

His wait was long and arduous. When the relief of constipation was finally granted upon his bowels, his entire being was full of rejoice. He was left with an undeniable need to document the experience, and with arduous precision, he wrote his memories within the book of Constipediamemoria.

by PederPaaskTM December 7, 2013

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014

Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated

I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary

by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020

Constipaculation

The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.

"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"

by The Insult Man October 17, 2021

Constipenis

When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.

Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.

by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023

Organizational Constipation

When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.

When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.

Organizational Constipation = Government

by Xam Steele March 23, 2011