Constibooftion 

The set of rules that all boofmeisters must abide by.

I was recently reading the constibooftion in order to gain knowledge on my rights as a boofmeister

Constibooftion by Booflord December 8, 2020

constipootion 

the random poop you get while being constipated.

I had a really weird constipootion back there in the bathroom.

constipootion by paddymac1 April 17, 2011

Constitootional right 

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.

Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.

Constitootional right by QuacksO January 6, 2023

U.S. Constitootion 

A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.

Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.

U.S. Constitootion by QuacksO November 27, 2021