Monstipoo 

The act of smoking weed and going to the movies completely baked

Oh gosh, look at her she's rambling about bullshit and taking forever to open a bag of chips during the important scenes! You know she's monstipood as fuck!

Monstipoo by Konsuela February 17, 2015

monstipated

the state of being completely hyped up by a monster energy drink. can be caused by any of the monster drinks.

"yo man, i just had a monster, and now i'm monstipated!"

monstipated by mikeychan April 21, 2009

constipoo 

N. Feces or turd that is very difficult to expel from oneself. The by-product of constipation.

1. dude, that constipoo took forever to drop.

constipoo by the turd burgla March 23, 2007

Constipooped 

After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.

Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.

Constipooped by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009

constipooted 

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.

I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.

constipooted by alyssad September 21, 2014

Monstropolous 

Of or pertaining to monstrosity. A growing forgetfullness, that grows in proportion and size, comparable to that of a monster.

Damn! That fish is monstropolous.

Monstropolous by The Bateman November 24, 2010

constipootion 

the random poop you get while being constipated.

I had a really weird constipootion back there in the bathroom.

constipootion by paddymac1 April 17, 2011