ghetto chips

A bag of ramen noodles crushed and shaken up with the seasoning powder. Props if you can crush them up without puncturing the bag they come in. Requires no water.

I was so poor in college that my lunch every day was a bag of ghetto chips during my two-hour lecture.

by Joe Sherrod July 31, 2006

Chips and Salsa

the act of consuming tortilla crisps and a spicy mixed dip of onions, tomatoes and other spices.

I just want to sit at home and chips and salsa.

by RikaRika March 3, 2010

nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!

Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

weed clip

Smoking half of a blunt or joint, then "clipping" or extinguishing it in the middle, in order to save the rest for a later smoke session.

The StonerVixen is about to light the weed clip she has from last night's party.

by The StonerVixen November 7, 2013

clip round the ear

A soft but firm strike with the hand delivered to the side of the head, characteristically by a parent to a child. The strike is designed not so much to hurt as to shock the offending minor. In a modern context, some might construe this as child abuse, although it is an accepted method of disciplining children provided restraint is shown.

"now look here, behave or youre going to get a clip round the ear"

by megamegamegaman July 5, 2007

Chips Funga

It's a Kenyan slang term for a chick involved in a one night stand .The guy never calls her after.
Most of the times she or they regret it later but still go on having one night stands.

Guy 1 : Hey ,remember the fine lass I was with last night ?

Guy 2 : Yes.How can I forget. You said you wanted to bang her bad.

Guy 1 : Well apparently I got some.Didn't even ask for her number.

Guy 2 : Nice!!! She's just a chips funga now....and in. some was...so are you.haha

by Brian254 June 10, 2014

clip banging

to watch many Youtube videos in short succession
Youtube binge watching lots of Youtube

I spent all night clip banging last night, must have been at it for like 3 hours

by bigwillysmallcity March 12, 2019