The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.
by xFly_ May 10, 2022
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by anonymous September 10, 2022
Get the children mug.Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.
Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a game’ and then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Children mug.Absolute abominations. If you see these things running across the street, give them a light little kick that will send them across the universe. If you don't have enough strength to do this, you can strangle them with your bear hands. If you see anyone that likes to take care of children, report them to the police and have them sentenced to life in prison, or the death sentence.
Person1: Hey look! it's a group of children!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!
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Get the Children mug.If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.
Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."
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