4 definitions by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox

A silly bald man who rants about art, not knowing no one is listening to him and everyone is playing games :)))
Misgenders people and deadnames them :/
person 1: omg hi mr morgan your head is especially shiny today
Person 2: Yeah, I love how it gleams in the light
Mr Morgan: Why thank you :
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A very pretty lad with huge eyelashes
Oh, there goes ben walking by. Does he realize every step he takes his eyelashes flutter?
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little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
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An absolute girlboss

So cool and amazing and wonderful and can prolly play all instruments all at the same time
I think she knows how to hide a body well tbh

smash ngl
OMG hey sexy 😍 i love how your parents named you poppy
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