bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox's definitions

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023

Poppy

An absolute girlboss

So cool and amazing and wonderful and can prolly play all instruments all at the same time
I think she knows how to hide a body well tbh

smash ngl

OMG hey sexy 😍 i love how your parents named you poppy

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 28, 2023

Ben

A very pretty lad with huge eyelashes

Oh, there goes ben walking by. Does he realize every step he takes his eyelashes flutter?

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 28, 2023