chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

by gasmixman January 14, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

chewer

someone who sucks a lot of penis. tends to be used by black males, used towards black females.

yea man. she a chewer!

by Lorenaa Babyy January 26, 2011

Dog's Chewing Gum

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.

Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.

by Schgot April 22, 2011

chewing the fat

General conversation with someone

Hey, yo, I'm here chewing the fat with Bob.

by lamer July 14, 2004

Chewed Orange

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.

1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.

by jonidee May 17, 2007

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009