cant beat skins on sunday

When playing the washington redskins on any givin sunday and you lose cause your team is trash or when your at church and want to bang the smoke but cant because your in the house of the lord

daylashawn: yo pooky did you smack that ass of that thick bitch at church?

pooky: no my dude remember my mom says i "cant beat skins on sunday"... i think its a law or something

daylashawn: Yee B!

by T STACKS November 17, 2010

Cant Understand Normal Thought

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".

"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."

by Mallhew December 29, 2007

cantasy

A sex fantasy or act you would actually do except that current circumstances prevent it.

My wife won't ask her hot friend to join us in a threesome, so it shall remain my cantasy.

by coconut2010 May 8, 2010

Cant Dorito Image

When ever you are a moderator and say with a southern accent, "I cant Delete Image" it sounds like "Cant Dorito Image"

I CANT DORITO IMAGE!

by Superhero hyper August 17, 2010

CANTAKEROUS

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.

Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!

by fallingrock June 16, 2018

i cant hang

i physically am not able to. (end of statement)

anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday

Me: i cant hang... but congrats

by hsweg July 22, 2014

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004