boston tuggle

A rough handjob that hurts so good. During and after, one is unsure if they actually enjoyed it.

Dude, she gave me a Boston tuggle last night. Now my dick is all sore.. can't even masterbate.

by A. Carbad November 11, 2015

Boston turkey

Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.

I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.

by Crookchaser March 3, 2017

Boston Bedroom Creampie

The act of having sex useing hersheys chocolate syrup as a lubricant then cumming inside the vagina and having her friend/yourself eat whats dripping out.

Last night i made the best boston bedroom creampie, my girlfriends sister said it was the best she ever had

by Knarf Oressap January 23, 2018

Boston log jam

When you’re DPing someone while drinking a Sam Adams and you go to switch holes and someone’s already there so you teabag them.

We were going to town on her when it turned into a real Boston log jam!

by anonymous January 1, 2022

Boston Sandtrap

When a woman inserts sand in her vagina before sex to give the male a sandy suprise.

"Man i was about to bang suzy last night but she gave me the old Boston Sandtrap"

by negroshima January 27, 2007

Boston Market

Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.

I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.

by Worldsmostdangerousairport November 29, 2011

boston

A city that really feels like a town full of business people during the day and college kids at night. We're loyal to our teams and will kick your ass or yell at you if you don't love them too. We'll do this either sober or drunken. Most times it's better drunken though. Basically it's really funny to us.

Ok and for another thing: Bostonian's don't say "fookin". That's just stupid. We say things like ya fucken retahded. Let's go to the paahki (a store with alcohol and cigarettes and stuff) instead. We also say things like Whasmattayou? Or what's the matter with you for an outsider. Also, respect that we say the bubblah for water foutain. My college roomate thought that was hillarious. And really, it's not so much funny, as it is just plain right.

Another thing: You only call it Beantown if you're not from there, and if you're getting a ride on a duck boat, don't quack at us. It's wicked anoying. Would you want to be quacked at every day? I don't think so. It's cold here due to the fact that Boston is a freaking wind tunnel so we're already pissed off. So, instead of quacking at us please just buy us one. It would really make the whole situation so much better. Thanks

by Kat935 January 7, 2006