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orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.
by bynadz February 28, 2005
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blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
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Young bloom

A young artist from Macon GA that has many great song like spacecoupe,life of bloom,and big bands he is 14 years old and is very talented and is down to earth and he loves his fans very much and will never forget who was there from him is great freinds with other artsiest such as slimerich sativa and babybrazi and he will never give until he blows up.
David:yo is that young bloom

Daniel:YES!
David:lets go get a pic
Daniel:bet
by Youngbloomfan229 September 11, 2020
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Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
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Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.
You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.
by Ralph King January 11, 2010
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Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
by Loudeezy October 29, 2021
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