the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.
by i hate alberta March 30, 2008
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Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.
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Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
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so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
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