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re-accommodate

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.
"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)
by Wim2600 April 10, 2017
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re-accomodate

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.
by ze777enz April 10, 2017
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Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for
Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...
by Micky25 April 11, 2017
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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019
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car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.
Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".
by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011
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Challenge Accepted

A saying that shall be used in a situation where someone or something says a definite statement you disagree with.
Teacher: This cannot be done the night before.
Student: Challenge Accepted.

Box of forks: UNBREAKABLE FORKS
User of forks: Challenge Accepted.
by Hebegebees January 22, 2011
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