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penis extension vehicle

An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.

Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
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Vehicle Acrobatics

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.
Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.
by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
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Vachina

A piece of china that resembles a vulva (aka vagina). The most common type referenced in a mcm Facebook group seems to be white milk glass with a gold beaded edge.
I found a huge blue vachina at Salvation Army for $2.99!
by Murriefish August 11, 2017
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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.

A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights

Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!

Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
by TTM September 20, 2004
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velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process
I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.
by Valgar May 5, 2014
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Vehicons

The best part about the Transformers. Millions of mindless drones completely loyal to the dictator of Cybertron(BM Megatron). Consists of Aerodrones, Cycle drones, Tank drones, Sentinel-class Tank drones, Mole drones, Assault car drones, Construction drones, ATV drones, (F)ATV drones, stealth drones, diagnostic drones, personal defense drones, and Copter drones.
Vehicons, the wave of the future. Transformers without sparks... No more individual minds, just one single guiding intelligence......MINE!
by Exor March 6, 2004
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vehicular virgin

A person who hasn't had sex in a vehicle.
I can't believe you were a vehicular virgin until you were 35 years old!
by Wendy Perry-Slavin October 7, 2007
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