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vehicular tramp stamp 

when cars have tramp stamp style stickers on the lower middle area of their back window. usually quite ridiculous with swirly stuff all over and a cross or a rose in the center.
"hah do you see the vehicular tramp stamp on that dirty suburban?"
"yeah thats absolutely disgusting, just because they're a tramp doesn't mean their car has to be..poor thing"

Vehicular Mailslaughter 

The running over of a mailbox with a car
Did you see Sofonias run over the mailbox? He committed vehicular mailslaughter."

vehicular fuckfest 

An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.
Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!

I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!

vehicular monty 

when your erratic driving causes your passengers to spill food upon themselves

began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty

Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
If you don't slow down around this curve, you are going to cause a vehicular monty.
vehicular monty by mightyacorn January 14, 2010

Vehicular Bukkake 

when driving, the driver in front of you activates the windshield spray, over-powered spray goes over their car and covers your car hood and windshield in washer fluid (see Japanese porn)
I was driving and was Vehicular Bukkaked by guy in front of me.
Vehicular Bukkake by JapoPorn October 17, 2013

Vehicular Racism

A little known fact about how the White Car is scientifically Faster than the Black Car.

Basically the Black Car is absorbing the sunlight adding a very very miniscule amount of weight slowing down the car by 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH while the White Car is Reflecting the sunlight making it 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH faster!
Jim Crow: "My White Mustang is Faster than your Black Mustang!"
Tyrone Tyson: "Not with your goofy ahh 500 Lb bitch self in it!"
Jim Crow: "That's it, I'm coming back in my 1968 Ford F150 full of ghosts, you're a dead man!"
Tyrone Tyson: "You and your buddies in the big sheets will choke on a High-Explosive Anti-Tank Fin Stabilized Warhead!"
Jim Crow: "My Vehicular Racism shall protect me!"
Tyrone Tyson: "We shall see..."