Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016

Twitterpated

Excited and all aglow about something.

The new girl at his work had the boy all twitterpated!

by JRCFRATTELLO January 28, 2021

Twitterpated

being severely confused during sex because of things you are experiencing at the time...

Girl....that motherfucker went down on me last night...had me all kind of twitterpated!!!

by The RealQueenBee May 2, 2021

Twitterpated

Upset on Twitter

I was on Twitter the other day insult post that made me twitterpated.

by Magical star October 30, 2021

Twitterbased

a person whose entire personality is essentially just the toxic side of Twitter. Behaviors include gluttony, lack of self-esteem, a hatred of men, being a hypocrite, being easily offended, and lack of hygiene. A lot of these behaviors come from a lack of importance in childhood (what that means is that they were ignored or bullied) And they usually ride the LGBTQ train. These people especially love power and usually support extremist feminism. A lot of them think with feelings instead of facts.

Jim: Dude I hate Salem.

Gary: I know, they are so Twitterbased.

by Mikey the legend February 22, 2022

Twitterbrain

The phenomenon of somebody posting horrible and/or wildly exaggerated takes online.

Person 1: Dude, somebody just posted “Anne Frank had white privilege.”

Person 2: Sounds like twitterbrain. Just ignore them.

by BlueStarJewel March 24, 2023

Twitterpated

Twitterpating is likely to occur when your absolutely stone cracked crazy about someone. Symptoms of twitterpating include delusion, hallucinations, feeling starstruck/ lost for words, light headedness, nervous sweats and losing sense of all logic and reasoning. Twitterpating can often leave u feeling like a right dope and can occur at anytime to anyone.

I was out last night an I saw this fine beour and I was twitterpated by her.

by anonymous June 21, 2024