A juicy red vegetable that I love and prefer to eat like apples but most people on the internet seem to hate
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In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.
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Oh my god, I just heard that there was an attack on tomato town! Some sources are saying the town was almost entirely wiped out!
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"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"
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