"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015
Get the washing machine monstersmug. A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
Get the High Efficiency Washing Machinemug. A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
Get the Washing Machinemug. The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
by milesmorales August 22, 2025
Get the Devil’s Washing Machinemug. “I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
by asbesito May 4, 2023
Get the Long Island Washing Machinemug. a word created by rui kamishiro from the hit game project sekai colorful stage featuring hatsune miku!='=!'
by Enananyanan November 14, 2023
Get the high pressure washing machinemug. Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.
Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”
by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024
Get the Washing-machine mouthmug.