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thrutching

To flail desperately
As John attempted to climb the crack in the cliff he started thrutching, causing his skin to peel and his hands to bleed.
by Marc Leclerc March 11, 2008
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Twitching

when someone is streaming you on Twitch or you appear on a Twitch stream
'Yo that guy is twitching me'
by tHe kNoWiNg All September 24, 2016
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eyebrow twitching

If your eyebrow starts twitching, your face will begin to go numb and start deforming. You need to consult a doctor for it may be only a short time before it starts to deform. It's also very contagious.
Friend: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Me: "My eyebrow's been twitching"
Friend: "Get away from me! I don't want it. You've probably got that new disease called the eyebrow twitching"
by Yeyassss December 12, 2013
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teaching

1. A term for something being dry or armz. When someone is told off but can only be used in the case where the telling off is *true*.

2. Third party response to an insult

Orig. Polite teachers/parents critisizing work and then claiming that it's simply teaching, causing others present to say "Ohhh dry. I mean, teaching"
"You're way off pitch, where the _____ did you learn to sing?"
"Oh, TEACHING!"
by LauraLouise May 21, 2004
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teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.
teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.
by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009
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Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.
"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.
by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012
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ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.

Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
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