Tucker Telephone

A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.

My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone

by Inspector Gadget March 15, 2005

telephoto

A lens commonly used by stalkers and perverts.

Jimmy was taking pictures of his neighbor undressing with his 1200mm telephoto lens.

by HMIRE August 26, 2005

Telephoneiris

the iris of a telephone. simply the microcosm of a phone causing permanent hair damage and the cuticle of ones ear lobe being suctioned to the receiving end of a conversation.

telephoneiris, when talking on the phone. feeling of electrical device stuck to your ear. at the same time making your hair distraught. thus making the side of your head, used to talk, in pain.

by Rainbow y Killy March 8, 2010

Skinny Eater on the Telephone

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010

telethon

An endless phone conversation (a portmanteau of telephone + marathon).

My daughter was having a telethon with her boyfriend so I couldn't make a call for hours.

by Lorinc Szeredas July 6, 2008

Telephone

n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Put your telephone down...!!!

by sow<3 January 6, 2011

turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus

Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.

by William Watts August 20, 2007