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teasesome

A situation where one person suggests a menage a trois to another only to back out before adding the promised third member.
"So, that threeway you were talking about last week? Who did you have in mind?"

"Oh, sorry. The window closed for that."

"So, there was never a threesome at all. It was just a teasesome."
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Tegasm

An explosion of pleasureable feeling after watching a video or looking at a picture of Tegan Quin. Both men and women are said to have experienced this. Those with Tegan Syndrome, those who practice Teganism and those who have experienced the Tegan Effect are more commonly prone to having one of these on a regular basis.
Friend 1: I was at the mall today and the strangest thing happened!
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: "The Con" came on while I was in H&M and I just had a huge Tegasm in the middle of the store. Everyone was watching, it was so awkward.
by teganeffect June 6, 2013
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Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.
She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.
by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019
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Tejashree

Tejashree the girl i wanna be with, the girl i see in my dreams, she's with me, we're everything i want us to be, she's the reason I'm dedicated to everything in my life life
You see I didn't fell in love with her because i was alone

or because i needed someone to make me feel better

or that i couldn't function without her
I fell in love with her because when she was around
The good things just got better

The bad things didn't seem so awful
You see i fell in love with her
Because of a sole reason
That it just felt right
Tejashree I'll give you the world.
The Moon. The fucking
stars. Anything you ask
Is yours. I'm yours
by Ryle Kincaid March 3, 2023
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teasegulling

The act of arousing someone's interest in relation to a seagull.
She kept talking about how awesome her video of a seagull bathing was, but she wouldn't actually show it to me. She was having too much fun teasegulling me.
by arando April 21, 2023
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clam tease

1. A gentleman who goes home with a female in anticipation of a "one night stand", but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.

2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.
"That dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up passing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. Talk about a clam tease!"

"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."
by thejennysituation September 5, 2009
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Homework Tease

When you get homework with all of ten questions, just to get home and realize they contain sub questions as well.
"alright five questions" opens book*
questions
1A)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)...

holy shit what a homework tease
by Mt. Dope Doper December 9, 2010
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