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rat tail mullet

the hair style famous in the 90's and still in Hawaii and the South. Usually worn by a boy with short hair, he has a small braid, strand of hair, or a curl that goes to the middle of his neck.
Levi from the film jesus camp has a rat tail mullet
by emmyab October 30, 2007
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Phony Tail

When a balding man, pretends to have enough hair to pull back into a pony tail.
That guy is practically bald but he's got the four strands on the back of his head pulled back into a phony tail.
by ctfishman December 24, 2009
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phony-tail

A woman's ponytail that is entirely made up of weave or extensions.
Everyone can tell that's a phony-tail she's sporting. Yesterday she was damn near bald headed.
by DA GEMINI February 1, 2010
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Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.
Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.
by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012
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Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!
by Charli XXX December 16, 2014
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Asiana Tail Drop

Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.
Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.
Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.
by Emily Inez November 24, 2017
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