When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.
"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."
by Jado987 February 17, 2010
Get the SWOOSH mug.Word given to the result of an unmatching barcode with an in-store product. Is said after the scanning of that item to another worker.
To advise an inventory error.
To advise an inventory error.
"Joe, a cant scan this product, is does not match with are codes!" "Well Phil, this is called a swoosh poosh" "A what?" "A SWOOSH POOSH, say it quickly after you finish scanning to advise me of an error like that" "ok,thanks Joe"
by Julien R. January 5, 2006
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Get the swooshtika mug.A social drinking game originated in 2005 in Philadelphia that includes strategically placing spoons on a street and drinking when a car/truck/scooter/zebra runs it over (clinks your spoon).
# of Players : Game is for 1 or more players.
What you need to play : 1 or more spoons.
Gameplay is optimized on a porch/stoop/somewhere you can sit to watch and listen to your spoon(s).
A regular car clinking the spoon = 1 beverage sip
A motor bike/four wheeler/monster truck clinking the spoon = 2 beverage sips
An ambulance/cop car/any vehicle with a siren that is on clinking the spoon = Consume half of your beverage
A Huffy Bike/Rollerblader/Baby stroller clinking your spoon= Consume all of your beverage
If a vehicle stops on your spoon, continue drinking until they are no longer on your spoon.
Game enhancements :
1. Placing multiple spoons in the street. This leads to heightened amounts of drinking.
2. Placing spoons on the sidewalk in addition to the street.
3. Playing on a porch or other area off of the sidewalk of the street. Somewhere close enough that you can hear the clink, but far enough away that drivers won't suspect you.
4. Playing on teams (light colored cars vs. dark colored cars).
# of Players : Game is for 1 or more players.
What you need to play : 1 or more spoons.
Gameplay is optimized on a porch/stoop/somewhere you can sit to watch and listen to your spoon(s).
A regular car clinking the spoon = 1 beverage sip
A motor bike/four wheeler/monster truck clinking the spoon = 2 beverage sips
An ambulance/cop car/any vehicle with a siren that is on clinking the spoon = Consume half of your beverage
A Huffy Bike/Rollerblader/Baby stroller clinking your spoon= Consume all of your beverage
If a vehicle stops on your spoon, continue drinking until they are no longer on your spoon.
Game enhancements :
1. Placing multiple spoons in the street. This leads to heightened amounts of drinking.
2. Placing spoons on the sidewalk in addition to the street.
3. Playing on a porch or other area off of the sidewalk of the street. Somewhere close enough that you can hear the clink, but far enough away that drivers won't suspect you.
4. Playing on teams (light colored cars vs. dark colored cars).
(From the east side of the street) Here comes an ambulance with it's sirens on ! Clink!
Drink!
(On the sidewalk) Clink! Rogue rollerblader just hit our street spoons!
Drink!
Drink!
(On the sidewalk) Clink! Rogue rollerblader just hit our street spoons!
Drink!
by illadelf07 August 12, 2010
Get the Street Spoons mug.spoons is a game often played by honkeys where you collect real, metal spoons and drive around trying to hit black people. when you throw it you yell "nigger", and if you dont hit them you have to go get the spoon.
by gummpy December 2, 2007
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Friend B: Why come?
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Friend B: Why come?
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