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Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
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Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.
by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
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Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.
Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!
by YAWA July 4, 2020
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Leg Spreader

An apartment or condo, inhabited by a bachelor, specifically designed to woo unsuspecting ladies to spend the night.
1# Did you see Hans' new place? He's going to get some in no time!

2# Yeah, its a real leg spreader.
by billy marsh December 14, 2009
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spread oneself too thin

Overextend oneself, undertake too many different enterprises. For example, Tom's exhausted; what with work, volunteer activities, and social life he's spread himself too thin. This expression alludes to smearing something (like butter on bread) in such a thin layer that it does not cover the surface. Jonathan Swift used spread thin in a positive sense, that is, something should occur less often (Polite Conversation, 1731-1738): "They (polite speeches) ought to be husbanded better, and spread much thinner."
With so many layoffs in one's work place there is nothing one can do except spread oneself too thin to keep one's job.
by Lucvan January 16, 2011
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spread

1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.

2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches

3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.

If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.

4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.
Nice spread.
by ProfessorProcrastinate February 17, 2019
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Spread shirt

another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.
Uggh im on ud and another beyatch is on advertising some shirts called Spread shirt
by First Poster October 21, 2008
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