spadge

man fat
jizz
cum
The result of leaving the safety off the pump action yoghurt rifle.

Once every dwarf had done his bit,
And mixed spadge filled her quim,
Had Snow White sneezed or coughed or laughed,
All seven would have to swim.

by dr joff December 1, 2007

spludge

To get cum and shit on at the same time.

Bro as she was going down on me i fucking spludged all over here, true story.

by Trinitylynn December 9, 2012

splodge

a womans vagina

neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"

by sweatybollox May 9, 2010

Spladgem

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Spludge

The act of having water rise up your crotch, particularly after getting off of a water ride.

After I got off of the Wavebuster I was spludged so bad that I couldnt go to work.

After I went out with Tommy's mom last night I got spuuuudged so bad that I couldnt walk.

See also: Enima

by JcupBoodro July 28, 2010

splanger

A Canabis Cigarette, also known as a spliff

I'm gonna roll a splanger then I am off out

by Micky-D September 5, 2005

Splage

Drama terminology referring to the split stage used in a performance. Conjoining of the two words 'split' and 'stage'

I would like this to be a splage set...

by Blondegeek October 21, 2011