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Sprinkler Effect

A sudden mundane and useless event that happens in a movie, like a sprinkler going off, that makes the watcher laugh hysterically, regardless of the director's intentions.
"That scene where the guy parked his car in that movie gave off one hell of a Sprinkler Effect. I was rolling on the floor."
by Greenb3rg March 17, 2009
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sprinkle-toes

The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.
Jesus, you pretty much have to do urinal-splits to avoid sprinkle-toes at this Barnes & Noble!
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
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sphinkle

The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to assjazzling, but with more sparkle.

Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.
Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.

Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.
by Sphinklemonster July 19, 2011
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swinkle

when you smile and wink at the same time
She swinkled at me.
by Whitee August 20, 2012
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Sprinkledick

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"
Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.
by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014
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spinelessicity

A quality which can be attributed to a person who is constantly trying to cover their own backs in everything they say and do in order to protect their own position.
US State Department Chief Fence-Sitter Matthew Bryza has chipped in a puff-piece reminding Georgia that Saakashvili should, perhaps, be considered to be above the law, which speaks volumes about his spinelessicity.
by Carl Bildt May 1, 2014
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Sprinkler-Bias

The area when sprinklers don't reach the area where the sprinkler manages to be avoided and thus makes it a sprinkler-bias. This area gets sad because the sprinkler was biased towards it.
Grass Patch 1- Dude I got showered with water today by Geoff the sprinkler, wbu?
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.
by Cho Pho Use January 6, 2015
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